DA:O WIGGLE CONTEST!!
GTFO ALISTAIR HAS A BULGE INSTANT WIN GUH I AM NOT BIASED MAKER NOOOOO.
- Alistair: Hey I just met you
- Alistair: And this is crazy
- Alistair: But I'm the bastard prince and I really don't want to be king even though I'm the only one with a legitimate claim to the throne and Loghain wants me -and you- dead because we're the only Grey Wardens alive who know the truth about Ostagar
- Alistair: So call me maybe?
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